1 00:00:14,634 --> 00:00:16,554 ♪ Hey, I got a lot of faith in ya... ♪ 2 00:00:17,634 --> 00:00:19,074 What are you doing? 3 00:00:19,154 --> 00:00:21,250 ♪ I'll stick with you, kid, that's the bottom line... ♪ 4 00:00:21,274 --> 00:00:22,194 Oh. 5 00:00:23,394 --> 00:00:25,194 -Ashy... -Gordon, what are you doing? 6 00:00:25,274 --> 00:00:28,194 You and I are the best. 7 00:00:28,274 --> 00:00:29,634 We're the best. 8 00:00:29,714 --> 00:00:31,674 And it just makes sense to me. 9 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:34,194 I want you to marry me. 10 00:00:34,274 --> 00:00:35,674 Speak up! 11 00:00:37,234 --> 00:00:39,114 Will you marry me, Ash? 12 00:00:40,554 --> 00:00:42,594 Gordon, will you please get up? 13 00:00:43,994 --> 00:00:45,994 This is not our night. 14 00:00:47,954 --> 00:00:49,490 You're embarrassing him, darling. 15 00:00:49,514 --> 00:00:52,514 It's okay, it's okay. Please, just get up. 16 00:00:53,594 --> 00:00:55,914 -Really? -Yeah. 17 00:00:56,914 --> 00:01:01,114 'Cause we can... we can talk about this later. 18 00:01:58,314 --> 00:02:01,794 Thanks. Um, she was a referral. 19 00:02:01,874 --> 00:02:02,634 -Okay. -Thank you. 20 00:02:02,714 --> 00:02:04,354 And this is... Gordon Crapp? 21 00:02:14,874 --> 00:02:15,594 Ash, hi. 22 00:02:15,674 --> 00:02:16,794 Are you okay? 23 00:02:40,754 --> 00:02:42,514 -You sure this is okay? -Yeah. Yeah. 24 00:02:42,594 --> 00:02:45,194 I just... I asked for any doctor and they gave me you. 25 00:02:45,274 --> 00:02:47,554 Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 26 00:02:49,314 --> 00:02:50,394 Yeah. 27 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,434 -How's Colin? -He's great. 28 00:02:52,514 --> 00:02:54,194 -Yeah? -He's great. Yeah. 29 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:55,634 -His legs work now. -Do they? - No. 30 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:01,930 I was trying to think how long it's been. 31 00:03:01,954 --> 00:03:03,794 Is it t... three years? 32 00:03:03,874 --> 00:03:05,194 Ah, wow. 33 00:03:05,274 --> 00:03:06,354 Yeah, that fits, actually, 34 00:03:06,434 --> 00:03:07,954 because I got back from Warrnambool, 35 00:03:08,034 --> 00:03:10,194 like, six months ago. 36 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:12,514 -Six months ago? -Mm-hm. 37 00:03:13,634 --> 00:03:14,554 Wow. 38 00:03:14,634 --> 00:03:16,194 Yeah. 39 00:03:16,274 --> 00:03:18,274 You look, um... 40 00:03:19,274 --> 00:03:20,834 Sorry, is he staying? Are you staying? 41 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:23,874 Um, yeah, he's an intern. He's shadowing me. 42 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:26,314 -I'm shadowing her. -Yes. I said that, Brendan! 43 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:28,434 I think we'd better crack on. 44 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:32,274 Um, so, Gordon, what seems to be the problem? 45 00:03:32,354 --> 00:03:33,394 Uh, no problem. Uh... 46 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:35,010 We just got bought out by a bigger company 47 00:03:35,034 --> 00:03:36,994 and they're making us do insurance medicals 48 00:03:37,074 --> 00:03:39,914 and, uh, I just put it off for as long as I could. 49 00:03:39,994 --> 00:03:41,954 Aw. Doesn't sound like you. 50 00:03:42,034 --> 00:03:43,194 Hmm. 51 00:03:43,274 --> 00:03:45,434 So you sold the brewery? That's sad. 52 00:03:45,514 --> 00:03:47,314 Yep, yep. Can't fight the moonlight. 53 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,834 Right. What about all the, um, money your dad left you? 54 00:03:50,914 --> 00:03:53,754 Uh, yeah, I made some pretty poor investment choices, 55 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,074 uh, at that time. 56 00:03:55,154 --> 00:03:58,114 It, um... Yeah, it turns out ax throwing and drinking don't mix. 57 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,994 -But wasn't it $500,000? -Yeah. 58 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,970 I wasn't really thinking straight for a while there 59 00:04:02,994 --> 00:04:04,194 after the, um... 60 00:04:04,274 --> 00:04:05,514 Hello, Brendan. 61 00:04:05,594 --> 00:04:07,434 Sorry, did he not do the new patient paperwork? 62 00:04:07,474 --> 00:04:09,034 No, he didn't, but it's fine. 63 00:04:09,114 --> 00:04:10,194 Did you get sent an email? 64 00:04:10,274 --> 00:04:12,034 You should have got a link via HotDoc. 65 00:04:12,114 --> 00:04:13,194 -HotDoc? -Yeah, HotDoc. 66 00:04:13,274 --> 00:04:14,554 It's just a server. HotDoc. 67 00:04:14,634 --> 00:04:17,354 -He said that he didn't do it. -We have to do it now, then. 68 00:04:17,434 --> 00:04:19,250 -No, I can fill it in later. -But there's a... 69 00:04:19,274 --> 00:04:21,010 There was a whole meeting this morning about... 70 00:04:21,034 --> 00:04:22,114 Okay, Brendan! 71 00:04:23,594 --> 00:04:25,794 Yep, let's, uh... let's HotDoc. Let's go. 72 00:04:25,874 --> 00:04:28,154 I can ask the questions if you just wanna fill it in, Ash. 73 00:04:28,194 --> 00:04:29,194 It's Dr. Molden. 74 00:04:29,274 --> 00:04:30,274 But you said I... 75 00:04:30,314 --> 00:04:32,194 It's Dr. Molden. 76 00:04:32,274 --> 00:04:34,314 Do you need an interpreter? 77 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:36,194 Obviously not. 78 00:04:36,274 --> 00:04:37,714 Okay. 79 00:04:38,674 --> 00:04:41,034 Are you of Aboriginal or Torres Strait Island descent? 80 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,194 Again, obviously not. 81 00:04:42,274 --> 00:04:45,194 It's not obvious. I'm 5%-7% Cantonese. 82 00:04:45,274 --> 00:04:46,474 Oh. 83 00:04:47,914 --> 00:04:49,034 Congratulations? 84 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:50,474 -Thanks. -Right. 85 00:04:50,554 --> 00:04:52,450 -Marital status? -You don't have to answer that. 86 00:04:52,474 --> 00:04:53,690 Single, married, de facto, 87 00:04:53,714 --> 00:04:55,194 separated, divorced, widowed? 88 00:04:55,274 --> 00:04:56,354 Single. 89 00:04:56,434 --> 00:04:57,514 -Good, fine. -Yep. 90 00:04:57,594 --> 00:04:59,090 It doesn't matter, though. 91 00:04:59,114 --> 00:05:00,674 -Can we skip some? -Okay. 92 00:05:00,754 --> 00:05:01,914 Uh... 93 00:05:08,634 --> 00:05:10,354 Are you sexually active? 94 00:05:10,434 --> 00:05:13,154 You don't have to answer that, but, you know, are you? 95 00:05:14,274 --> 00:05:15,274 Y-yes. 96 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:17,074 Fine. Uh, don't worry about the next one. 97 00:05:17,154 --> 00:05:18,074 Just tick a box. 98 00:05:18,154 --> 00:05:19,650 Are you having insertive anal, insertive oral, 99 00:05:19,674 --> 00:05:21,050 insertive vaginal, insertive penile? 100 00:05:21,074 --> 00:05:21,874 Please stop. 101 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:23,594 Receptive anal, receptive oral, 102 00:05:23,674 --> 00:05:25,514 receptive vaginal, receptive penile? 103 00:05:25,594 --> 00:05:28,394 What is receptive penile? What is that, docking? 104 00:05:28,474 --> 00:05:30,434 I guess receptive penile is 105 00:05:30,514 --> 00:05:33,154 you're putting your penis into something. 106 00:05:33,234 --> 00:05:36,154 I would have thought that would be insertive penile, no? 107 00:05:36,234 --> 00:05:37,234 -No. -Right. 108 00:05:37,274 --> 00:05:38,994 So what's insertive vaginal? 109 00:05:39,074 --> 00:05:40,314 -Scissoring. -Oh. 110 00:05:40,394 --> 00:05:43,074 Um... no, I'm not scissoring. 111 00:05:43,154 --> 00:05:44,234 Okay. 112 00:05:44,314 --> 00:05:46,154 Not scissoring. 113 00:05:46,234 --> 00:05:48,194 -Any oral? -Ever? 114 00:05:48,274 --> 00:05:50,154 Just skip it, Brendan! 115 00:05:50,234 --> 00:05:52,194 How often do you feel helpless and that the world 116 00:05:52,274 --> 00:05:53,554 would be better off without you? 117 00:05:53,634 --> 00:05:54,354 Seriously? 118 00:05:54,434 --> 00:05:56,194 Never, sometimes, often, very often? 119 00:05:56,274 --> 00:05:58,114 Just the regular sad amount. 120 00:05:58,194 --> 00:05:59,354 Okay, I'm just gonna call it. 121 00:05:59,434 --> 00:06:01,154 -Are you happy with... -Brendan. 122 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,514 We clearly have some history. 123 00:06:02,594 --> 00:06:05,194 I think it would be good if we could have some time alone. 124 00:06:05,274 --> 00:06:06,554 Medical history? 125 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:08,834 Just read the room, mate. 126 00:06:10,554 --> 00:06:12,274 You should have booked a double appointment. 127 00:06:12,354 --> 00:06:15,634 I'm sorry, I didn't realize it would take this long. 128 00:06:18,154 --> 00:06:19,914 Sorry about that. It's just... 129 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,530 What the fuck are you doing? 130 00:06:22,554 --> 00:06:24,114 Doing the mini puzzle. 131 00:06:24,194 --> 00:06:25,634 Go away! 132 00:06:30,674 --> 00:06:32,290 He drives me fucking mental. 133 00:06:32,314 --> 00:06:34,714 -Is he here all the time? -Yeah, no, just this week. 134 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:36,354 Okay. So, listen, just take it back. 135 00:06:36,434 --> 00:06:38,194 You've been back in town for six months 136 00:06:38,274 --> 00:06:39,914 and you... you never thought to call? 137 00:06:39,994 --> 00:06:41,594 I mean, to check on Colin or anything? 138 00:06:41,674 --> 00:06:43,554 I just haven't been able to, Gordon. 139 00:06:43,634 --> 00:06:45,594 It's not that I don't miss him. 140 00:06:45,674 --> 00:06:49,474 Oh, there he is. I know that photo. 141 00:06:50,274 --> 00:06:52,474 Oh, there I am. Sorry. 142 00:06:52,554 --> 00:06:54,114 -Put my things back. -Yeah, sorry. 143 00:06:55,234 --> 00:06:56,474 Anyway, now that you are back, 144 00:06:56,554 --> 00:07:00,194 um, do you want to do, like, a shared custody thing for Colin? 145 00:07:00,274 --> 00:07:01,194 We can. 146 00:07:01,274 --> 00:07:03,034 I... I can't, Gordon. 147 00:07:03,114 --> 00:07:04,314 Why can't you? 148 00:07:04,394 --> 00:07:08,954 My circumstances right now, I'm not able to do that. 149 00:07:09,034 --> 00:07:10,154 Right, okay. 150 00:07:10,234 --> 00:07:12,074 Well, he thinks you're dead. 151 00:07:12,154 --> 00:07:14,034 Tell him I'm not. 152 00:07:17,674 --> 00:07:18,954 Okay. 153 00:07:19,994 --> 00:07:22,250 Oh, you know what, I'll take this to another doctor. Yeah. 154 00:07:22,274 --> 00:07:23,634 -Yeah, it's probably best. -Yeah. 155 00:07:23,674 --> 00:07:25,914 Um, sorry, I should have... 156 00:07:26,834 --> 00:07:29,114 Uh... it's good to see you, though. 157 00:07:29,194 --> 00:07:30,674 You too, Gordon. 158 00:07:32,914 --> 00:07:34,154 Okay. 'Bye. 159 00:07:36,674 --> 00:07:37,874 Oh, my God. 160 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:51,114 Ash! 161 00:07:51,194 --> 00:07:52,194 Hey! 162 00:07:52,234 --> 00:07:54,194 Oh! Oh, hey! 163 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:56,354 -Did you just see me then? -Did I... 164 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,354 Did you just see me and then keep walking? 165 00:07:59,314 --> 00:08:01,194 I did, yeah, 'cause I'm... 166 00:08:01,274 --> 00:08:04,354 Sorry, I just wasn't sure if, like, you were waiting for me. 167 00:08:04,434 --> 00:08:06,354 Uh, no, I-I-I finished with... 168 00:08:06,434 --> 00:08:08,250 They... they found someone else for me, another doctor. 169 00:08:08,274 --> 00:08:09,690 I did all the paperwork and everything 170 00:08:09,714 --> 00:08:12,234 and I just took a while and I just got stuck here scrolling. 171 00:08:12,314 --> 00:08:15,074 Now you're up to date. 172 00:08:15,154 --> 00:08:16,354 You done for the day? 173 00:08:16,434 --> 00:08:18,154 -Yes, I am finished. -Okay. 174 00:08:18,234 --> 00:08:19,514 For today. 175 00:08:19,594 --> 00:08:20,674 Okay. 176 00:08:20,754 --> 00:08:22,954 Uh, probably gonna get a drink with your intern, then? 177 00:08:23,034 --> 00:08:24,394 Try a bit of receptive penile? 178 00:08:24,474 --> 00:08:26,314 Yeah. I do love penile. 179 00:08:26,394 --> 00:08:27,594 I know you do. 180 00:08:29,754 --> 00:08:30,754 Anyway... 181 00:08:30,794 --> 00:08:31,794 Hey, Ash? 182 00:08:31,874 --> 00:08:34,954 Uh, this doesn't have to be awkward between us. 183 00:08:35,034 --> 00:08:36,594 Like, we can be mates. 184 00:08:36,674 --> 00:08:39,114 You know, if you want to call, like, to see Colin or anything, 185 00:08:39,154 --> 00:08:40,754 anytime, you can, you know. 186 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,154 Um, okay. Yeah, yeah. 187 00:08:43,234 --> 00:08:45,194 -I'll... I'll think about it. -Okay. 188 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:47,074 Not going to lose that, are you? 189 00:08:47,154 --> 00:08:48,354 What's that? 190 00:08:48,434 --> 00:08:50,250 The giant water bottle in your... in your hand. 191 00:08:50,274 --> 00:08:51,434 Oh, no, yep. 192 00:08:52,274 --> 00:08:53,954 We've gone way too far with these things. 193 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,034 It's really heavy. 194 00:08:55,114 --> 00:08:56,394 It looks it. 195 00:08:59,554 --> 00:09:01,474 -Anyway... -It's good to see you, Gordy. 196 00:09:01,554 --> 00:09:03,194 -You too. -Like, really good. 197 00:09:04,194 --> 00:09:05,234 You look good. 198 00:09:05,314 --> 00:09:07,154 So do you. 199 00:09:07,234 --> 00:09:09,674 Say hi to, um, Brett and Chiara for me. 200 00:09:09,754 --> 00:09:12,034 I will, yeah. And say hi to your mum for me. 201 00:09:12,114 --> 00:09:13,314 She'll bloody love that. 202 00:09:13,394 --> 00:09:14,914 Is she still with... Lee? 203 00:09:14,994 --> 00:09:16,154 -Lee? -Lee, yeah. 204 00:09:16,234 --> 00:09:17,234 Uh-huh. They got married. 205 00:09:17,314 --> 00:09:19,114 -No! -Yeah, it was beautiful. 206 00:09:19,194 --> 00:09:20,914 -I'll bet. -It was a beautiful day. 207 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:21,994 -Yeah. Okay. -Yeah. 208 00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:25,594 Hey, remember that, um, men's movement they had? 209 00:09:25,674 --> 00:09:27,634 That, like, occult thing they did? 210 00:09:27,714 --> 00:09:29,354 Oh, yeah. 211 00:09:29,434 --> 00:09:31,954 -That was crazy. -It was. 212 00:09:32,034 --> 00:09:33,194 Are they still doing it? 213 00:09:33,274 --> 00:09:34,194 I th... 214 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,354 Uh... 215 00:09:36,434 --> 00:09:38,194 I am the man of the house. 216 00:09:38,274 --> 00:09:39,354 I'm the man of the house. 217 00:09:39,434 --> 00:09:40,994 I'm the man of the house. 218 00:09:41,074 --> 00:09:42,594 I am the man of the house. 219 00:09:42,674 --> 00:09:43,874 I don't believe you, Eric. 220 00:09:43,954 --> 00:09:47,194 I am the man of the house. 221 00:09:47,274 --> 00:09:50,114 -Again. -I am the man of the house. 222 00:09:50,194 --> 00:09:51,834 Mouse of the house, more like. 223 00:09:53,674 --> 00:09:56,194 I am the man of the house. 224 00:09:56,274 --> 00:09:58,034 Are you now? That's sweet. 225 00:09:58,114 --> 00:10:00,554 I am the man of the house, you fucking bitch! 226 00:10:02,994 --> 00:10:04,514 And there it is. 227 00:10:04,594 --> 00:10:07,074 Sit down, Eric. Oh! 228 00:10:07,154 --> 00:10:09,594 I think we found something important here today. 229 00:10:09,674 --> 00:10:12,914 'Bitch' was a bit much, but that was more yang 230 00:10:12,994 --> 00:10:15,314 than I've seen out of the lot of you put together, 231 00:10:15,394 --> 00:10:17,194 so something to think about. 232 00:10:17,274 --> 00:10:20,874 Ah, mmm, yang. Male energy. 233 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,514 Another fantastic session, everyone. 234 00:10:23,594 --> 00:10:26,194 And for your homework, I would like you to think about 235 00:10:26,274 --> 00:10:29,234 a misunderstood villain in history. 236 00:10:29,314 --> 00:10:32,594 Perhaps Jack the Ripper, Rolf Harris, 237 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:35,954 or entrepreneur Jeffrey Epstein. 238 00:10:36,034 --> 00:10:38,994 And tell us what it is about them that interests you, 239 00:10:39,074 --> 00:10:40,474 and why. 240 00:10:40,554 --> 00:10:42,114 All right, dismissed. 241 00:10:42,194 --> 00:10:44,274 Oh, oh, just a reminder 242 00:10:44,354 --> 00:10:48,274 that, uh, fees are due the first Friday of every month. 243 00:10:48,354 --> 00:10:50,514 We're not a charity, people. Right? 244 00:10:50,594 --> 00:10:53,154 Actually, yeah, yes, we are. We are a charity. 245 00:10:53,234 --> 00:10:55,394 A registered charity. 246 00:10:59,914 --> 00:11:02,194 Mm-hm. Uh-huh. Tea for Genre. 247 00:11:02,274 --> 00:11:04,474 Yep, yep, yep. Mummy's watching. 248 00:11:04,554 --> 00:11:06,194 Did he look the same? 249 00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:08,394 Eerily so. Maybe better. 250 00:11:08,474 --> 00:11:10,274 God, he's got great hair. 251 00:11:10,314 --> 00:11:12,314 What, does he have like a girlfriend or anything? 252 00:11:12,394 --> 00:11:15,354 Marital status was single, but sexually active. 253 00:11:16,434 --> 00:11:18,034 Genre! What's your plan? 254 00:11:18,114 --> 00:11:19,250 What do you think that means? 255 00:11:19,274 --> 00:11:21,114 -It can mean anything. -I know! 256 00:11:21,194 --> 00:11:23,114 Half for Mum? Half for Mummy? 257 00:11:23,194 --> 00:11:24,274 Mummy! 258 00:11:24,354 --> 00:11:26,674 Oh, I think I have to change his outfit. 259 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:29,634 It's not really working with the colors of the product. 260 00:11:29,714 --> 00:11:30,994 Product? 261 00:11:31,074 --> 00:11:32,354 Yeah, we got sent these toys, 262 00:11:32,434 --> 00:11:34,154 and I have to make a post. 263 00:11:35,274 --> 00:11:36,450 Okay, whatever. 264 00:11:36,474 --> 00:11:38,994 Do you think I could have him here, though? 265 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,354 -Who? -Colin! 266 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:41,954 Hello! 267 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,194 Shut up, shut up, shut up. 268 00:11:43,274 --> 00:11:46,274 Yeah, anyway, I'm off gluten, feeling good! 269 00:11:46,354 --> 00:11:47,274 Hi! 270 00:11:47,354 --> 00:11:48,514 Hi, bubba! 271 00:11:48,594 --> 00:11:50,234 -Hello, my love. -Mmm. 272 00:11:50,314 --> 00:11:51,554 Mmm. 273 00:11:51,634 --> 00:11:53,394 -Hey, Meggles. -Hello. 274 00:11:53,474 --> 00:11:55,314 Hey, Genny. How are you, mate? 275 00:11:55,394 --> 00:11:57,050 How'd you go? 276 00:11:57,074 --> 00:11:59,194 Yeah, really good, really good. 277 00:11:59,274 --> 00:12:00,714 Uh... 278 00:12:00,794 --> 00:12:02,194 2.58. 279 00:12:02,274 --> 00:12:03,354 Kilometers? 280 00:12:03,434 --> 00:12:05,194 Yep. Km's. Want to see my route? 281 00:12:05,274 --> 00:12:06,674 No, it's okay. No. 282 00:12:06,754 --> 00:12:09,674 Okay. Yeah. That's a loop. You crushed it, bub. 283 00:12:09,754 --> 00:12:11,154 Go have a shower. 284 00:12:11,234 --> 00:12:12,394 Shower, okay. 285 00:12:15,274 --> 00:12:16,434 Have you spoken to him yet? 286 00:12:16,514 --> 00:12:18,194 David? What about? 287 00:12:18,274 --> 00:12:20,114 He's always here. 288 00:12:20,194 --> 00:12:21,274 He lives here. 289 00:12:21,354 --> 00:12:23,194 And he just went for a run. 290 00:12:23,274 --> 00:12:24,970 Yeah, okay, well, could he get a job, maybe? 291 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:28,194 He... Hey, he's working on it. Come on! 292 00:12:28,274 --> 00:12:29,434 I just... I... 293 00:12:29,514 --> 00:12:32,194 I think I'm just missing the baby bubble a little bit. 294 00:12:32,274 --> 00:12:33,714 Like, I don't mind you here, 295 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:38,194 but I just want our baby bubble back with Rumi and Genre. 296 00:12:38,274 --> 00:12:40,274 He's 18 months old. 297 00:12:40,354 --> 00:12:41,354 Yeah. 298 00:12:41,434 --> 00:12:44,234 Like, when does the bubble normally end? 299 00:12:44,314 --> 00:12:46,194 -The baby bubble? -Yeah. 300 00:12:46,274 --> 00:12:49,034 Like, isn't it the first few weeks? Isn't that the bubble? 301 00:12:49,114 --> 00:12:50,714 No, Ash, it never ends. 302 00:12:50,794 --> 00:12:52,394 What? 303 00:12:52,474 --> 00:12:53,874 I'm his mother. 304 00:12:53,954 --> 00:12:56,394 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll talk to David. 305 00:12:56,474 --> 00:12:58,874 Um, he'll get a job. 306 00:12:58,954 --> 00:13:00,394 Thank you. 307 00:13:02,714 --> 00:13:04,394 Anyway, but should I text him? 308 00:13:04,474 --> 00:13:07,874 Like, should I text Gordon so that I can see Colin? 309 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,874 So, you didn't soak that stuff after he had his blowout? 310 00:13:10,954 --> 00:13:12,554 No. 311 00:13:13,354 --> 00:13:14,954 No, no. 312 00:13:16,434 --> 00:13:18,074 Good job, bubba. 313 00:13:18,154 --> 00:13:19,594 Good job! 314 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:20,874 Uh, Rumes... 315 00:13:20,954 --> 00:13:21,714 What? What... what now? 316 00:13:21,794 --> 00:13:23,754 What, is Bubba off the table now? What? 317 00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:26,634 No, we're not gonna say "good job" anymore, remember? 318 00:13:26,714 --> 00:13:29,634 What is this? Some more Instagram parenting tips? 319 00:13:29,714 --> 00:13:31,194 Fucking hell. 320 00:13:31,274 --> 00:13:32,754 It's TikTok, actually. 321 00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:35,474 And you think it's helping, but it's actually not. 322 00:13:35,554 --> 00:13:38,034 It's not actually helping a child's self-esteem. 323 00:13:38,114 --> 00:13:39,434 What about my self-esteem? 324 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:42,034 Rumi, I cannot parent you both. 325 00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:45,514 I've got self-esteem problems as well. Everyone's got it. 326 00:13:45,594 --> 00:13:48,034 It's all good. It's all good. 327 00:13:48,114 --> 00:13:50,194 Good? That's, yeah, helpful. 328 00:13:50,274 --> 00:13:51,194 -What is... -Yeah. 329 00:13:51,274 --> 00:13:52,874 Yeah. 330 00:13:52,954 --> 00:13:53,954 Oh, that's James. 331 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,610 James is at the front door. 332 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:59,794 Hey, Genre is so fucking overstimulated right now. 333 00:13:59,874 --> 00:14:01,250 I'll handle it. I'll handle it. 334 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,490 And no more drop-ins, all right? 335 00:14:02,514 --> 00:14:04,434 You tell him it is pre-planned or nothing. 336 00:14:04,514 --> 00:14:06,194 Mm-hm. 337 00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:09,194 Love you. 338 00:14:09,274 --> 00:14:11,194 Love you too. 339 00:14:11,274 --> 00:14:12,274 Hey. 340 00:14:12,314 --> 00:14:13,794 -Hi. -Ahh. 341 00:14:13,874 --> 00:14:15,034 Where's my boy? 342 00:14:15,114 --> 00:14:16,034 Not your boy, James. 343 00:14:16,114 --> 00:14:17,714 No, no, but, um, how is he? 344 00:14:17,794 --> 00:14:20,194 I just bought him a cute little outfit. Is he around? 345 00:14:20,274 --> 00:14:21,954 No, he's not around. 346 00:14:22,034 --> 00:14:24,194 Sounds like he's around. 347 00:14:24,274 --> 00:14:27,394 He is around, but he's currently overstimulated, so... 348 00:14:27,474 --> 00:14:29,634 Look, we talked about how it might be confusing for you 349 00:14:29,674 --> 00:14:30,954 to be buying him presents. 350 00:14:31,034 --> 00:14:33,114 Oh, this isn't a present. It's his birthright. 351 00:14:33,194 --> 00:14:34,554 -Ha! -He needs a team. 352 00:14:34,634 --> 00:14:35,914 Swannies! 353 00:14:35,994 --> 00:14:38,154 That's nice, but he can choose his own team 354 00:14:38,234 --> 00:14:39,234 when he's older, okay? 355 00:14:39,314 --> 00:14:41,794 Well, he was born in Sydney, so this is his team. 356 00:14:41,874 --> 00:14:44,194 That might be the team that he was assigned at birth. 357 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:46,050 -Swannies are a great team. -Yep. It's not the point. 358 00:14:46,074 --> 00:14:48,034 I've already bought him a Matildas jersey, anyway. 359 00:14:48,074 --> 00:14:50,394 Oh, sure, that's fine. I mean, that's women's soccer. 360 00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:52,954 -Just call it soccer. -Okay. Well, is he around? 361 00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:54,154 -Can I see him? -No. 362 00:14:54,234 --> 00:14:55,714 Look, James, 363 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,794 when you agreed to be our donor, 364 00:14:57,874 --> 00:15:01,154 we were very clear about how you were not his parent. 365 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:05,594 Yeah, I'm not. I'm just like a fun uncle sperm friend. 366 00:15:05,674 --> 00:15:07,314 Never, ever say that again. 367 00:15:07,394 --> 00:15:09,554 Look, please only come around when invited, 368 00:15:09,634 --> 00:15:12,194 otherwise we will have to get the lawyers involved, okay? 369 00:15:12,274 --> 00:15:14,074 -I'm sorry. -Okay. Great. 370 00:15:14,154 --> 00:15:15,250 Still good to babysit on Friday? 371 00:15:15,274 --> 00:15:16,954 -Absolutely. -Yeah, great. 372 00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:18,114 Hmm! 373 00:15:24,074 --> 00:15:26,194 Oh, for fuck's sake! 374 00:15:26,274 --> 00:15:28,034 Love you, little man. 375 00:15:30,394 --> 00:15:32,330 Well, these cunts are talking about taking 376 00:15:32,354 --> 00:15:33,514 January off the sauce. 377 00:15:33,594 --> 00:15:37,354 Then you've got, what, Dry July, Ocsober, 378 00:15:37,434 --> 00:15:39,994 they're talking about Don't Drink So March. 379 00:15:40,074 --> 00:15:42,194 We've got to get these fucks guzzling again, eh? 380 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,554 -Definitely. It's ethical, yeah. -Ethical City. 381 00:15:44,634 --> 00:15:45,914 Yeah, we're on it, boss. 382 00:15:45,994 --> 00:15:48,154 Um, anyway, mate, I think that's probably it for today? 383 00:15:48,194 --> 00:15:50,170 -Yeah, thanks, Jared. -All right. Thank you. Bye. 384 00:15:50,194 --> 00:15:51,914 Thanks for, um, getting those medicals done. 385 00:15:52,234 --> 00:15:53,834 I'd hate to sack youse. 386 00:15:53,914 --> 00:15:55,034 Same. 387 00:15:55,114 --> 00:15:57,634 Anyway, you've got a lot on, mate, so we'll let you go. 388 00:15:57,714 --> 00:16:00,114 Seriously, Echo Park is my little baby 389 00:16:00,194 --> 00:16:01,354 and I've always got time. 390 00:16:01,434 --> 00:16:02,594 'Cause I'm a good daddy, 391 00:16:02,674 --> 00:16:04,834 I've always got time for my little babies. 392 00:16:04,914 --> 00:16:05,714 -Yep. -Yep. 393 00:16:05,794 --> 00:16:07,290 -Right. -And, like, Daddy's hands-off. 394 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,554 Daddy's not... do things without Daddy, 395 00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:10,954 but just babies have to check. 396 00:16:11,034 --> 00:16:12,874 -Babies just check with Daddy. -Yep. 397 00:16:12,954 --> 00:16:14,130 -Cool. -Does that make sense? 398 00:16:14,154 --> 00:16:15,330 -Mm-hm. -Yeah, absolutely. 399 00:16:15,354 --> 00:16:16,274 Yep. 400 00:16:16,354 --> 00:16:17,754 Explain it for me. 401 00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:18,994 Explain it? 402 00:16:19,074 --> 00:16:20,194 What's my name? 403 00:16:20,274 --> 00:16:21,874 -Uh, Jared? -Jared. -Daddy? Jared. -No. 404 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:23,530 -He wants to be called Daddy. -Oh. 405 00:16:23,554 --> 00:16:24,834 -Yeah, but call me Daddy. -Yep. 406 00:16:24,914 --> 00:16:26,250 -And we love Daddy. -Uh-huh. 407 00:16:26,274 --> 00:16:27,410 Bad babies get a smack, you know? 408 00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:29,114 Yeah, well, we'll see you next quarter. 409 00:16:29,194 --> 00:16:30,330 -Yeah. -Or every six months. 410 00:16:30,354 --> 00:16:32,074 -Yeah, Quarterly City. -Yep. 411 00:16:32,154 --> 00:16:33,554 I did have another idea. 412 00:16:33,634 --> 00:16:34,354 Idea City. 413 00:16:34,434 --> 00:16:35,954 Can you stop with the city shit? 414 00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:40,194 So I just, um, got back from L.A. in the United States. 415 00:16:40,274 --> 00:16:41,194 -Yep. -Mm-hm. 416 00:16:41,274 --> 00:16:43,354 And, uh, just trip of a lifetime. 417 00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:44,610 They're doing this functional beer. 418 00:16:44,634 --> 00:16:45,994 Did I tell you about that? 419 00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:48,794 Okay, yes. I don't know about that, actually, Jared. We... 420 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:51,234 No, no, no. So they... What it is they're cutting out carbs. 421 00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,554 Oh, we talked about it. 422 00:16:52,634 --> 00:16:54,450 You're putting in your electrolytes, your aminos, 423 00:16:54,474 --> 00:16:56,474 your antioxidants, a bit of spirulina. 424 00:16:56,554 --> 00:16:57,754 It's unmarketable, remember? 425 00:16:57,834 --> 00:16:59,450 Because we can't advertise beer as healthy 426 00:16:59,474 --> 00:17:00,594 'cause we'll get sued. 427 00:17:00,674 --> 00:17:03,514 Who's... who's saying it's healthy, RFK? 428 00:17:03,594 --> 00:17:04,514 -Right. -All right. 429 00:17:04,594 --> 00:17:06,114 -Okay. -I'm not. 430 00:17:06,194 --> 00:17:07,194 -Okay... -I'm not. 431 00:17:07,274 --> 00:17:09,050 I'm saying we have had this conversation. 432 00:17:09,074 --> 00:17:09,954 No, Daddy's not, Daddy's saying 433 00:17:10,034 --> 00:17:12,514 you can detox and retox at the same time. 434 00:17:12,594 --> 00:17:14,194 Yeah, we could call it tox. 435 00:17:14,274 --> 00:17:16,034 That's fucking it, Brett. 436 00:17:16,114 --> 00:17:19,074 That's... that's you... Oh, you're my favorite baby. 437 00:17:19,154 --> 00:17:20,194 Tox City. 438 00:17:20,274 --> 00:17:23,194 Yeah. No, don't do that one. The first one, man. 439 00:17:23,274 --> 00:17:24,434 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 440 00:17:24,474 --> 00:17:25,554 Yeah, it's good. 441 00:17:25,634 --> 00:17:27,194 I fucking knew you guys would figure it. 442 00:17:27,274 --> 00:17:28,594 Fucking geniuses. 443 00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:32,434 And then we, um... we did the... we did the Vegas drive. 444 00:17:32,514 --> 00:17:34,074 We saw "Chaplin" Roan. 445 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,394 And we saw, um... 446 00:17:35,474 --> 00:17:38,434 'Cause she was down for the Oscars or something. 447 00:17:38,514 --> 00:17:39,834 But they're all... 448 00:17:39,914 --> 00:17:40,954 Hello? 449 00:17:42,314 --> 00:17:44,154 Oh, fuck. Are you frozen? 450 00:17:45,154 --> 00:17:46,194 That really pisses me off 451 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,594 'cause I got my connection fixed after last time 452 00:17:48,674 --> 00:17:50,234 and then I sent them down to fix yours. 453 00:17:50,314 --> 00:17:52,034 So, there should be no problems. The NBN... 454 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,394 We've got the NBN. We've got fibre to the node. 455 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,674 Brett, did you just move, mate? 456 00:17:57,514 --> 00:18:00,274 That... Chiara blinked. She did blink. 457 00:18:01,434 --> 00:18:03,834 All right. All right. I've lost you, bugger it. 458 00:18:03,914 --> 00:18:05,154 All right. Daddy out. 459 00:18:06,274 --> 00:18:07,434 -Oh, God! Thank God! -Oh! 460 00:18:07,514 --> 00:18:09,154 -My God. -My eyes were watering, man. 461 00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:10,410 -Oh, my back. -Oh, you know what? 462 00:18:10,434 --> 00:18:12,714 It wasn't a complete waste of time. I got my Kegels done. 463 00:18:13,514 --> 00:18:15,194 Hey, can I do my merch pitch now? 464 00:18:15,274 --> 00:18:17,194 Uh, yep, yep. 465 00:18:17,274 --> 00:18:18,794 Okay, go on, Bretty. What's your pitch? 466 00:18:18,874 --> 00:18:20,194 All right. 467 00:18:21,794 --> 00:18:24,314 First thing, thank you, ladies and gentlemen, 468 00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,474 for being here today. 469 00:18:25,554 --> 00:18:27,074 I know you all lead busy lives. 470 00:18:27,154 --> 00:18:28,250 Okay, just cut to the chase. 471 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,794 Uh... 472 00:18:29,874 --> 00:18:31,274 You messed me up. 473 00:18:32,274 --> 00:18:33,354 I do it, all right? 474 00:18:33,434 --> 00:18:36,274 I do all our totes, T-shirts, all of our merch. 475 00:18:36,354 --> 00:18:37,274 Cut out the middleman. 476 00:18:37,354 --> 00:18:39,034 You want to see an example? 477 00:18:39,114 --> 00:18:40,194 Ba-bam! 478 00:18:40,274 --> 00:18:41,594 An acrostic poem. 479 00:18:41,674 --> 00:18:43,554 Don't you have two T's? 480 00:18:43,634 --> 00:18:44,554 Yeah, but it felt like 481 00:18:44,634 --> 00:18:45,954 the natural end, you know? 482 00:18:46,034 --> 00:18:47,274 Hey. 483 00:18:48,274 --> 00:18:50,194 -Fucking what? -Wake up, Jeff. 484 00:18:50,274 --> 00:18:53,194 Sorry, yep. Guys, go. Hey? 485 00:18:53,274 --> 00:18:54,354 What's... what's going on? 486 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,394 Yeah, I saw... I saw Ash, 487 00:18:56,474 --> 00:18:59,594 and, um, it was really weird to see her again. 488 00:18:59,674 --> 00:19:01,194 Uh, it's thrown me a bit. 489 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,274 You're fucking joking. 490 00:19:02,314 --> 00:19:03,234 Yeah. 491 00:19:03,314 --> 00:19:04,714 -No way, bro. -Yeah. 492 00:19:04,794 --> 00:19:05,634 I know. 493 00:19:05,714 --> 00:19:06,890 Oh! 494 00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:08,290 Fucking hell! What was that? 495 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,274 It's okay, Colin. He asked for it. 496 00:19:10,354 --> 00:19:12,154 You told me to slap you across the face 497 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,330 next time you wanted to call her. 498 00:19:13,354 --> 00:19:16,074 I didn't call her. She was the doctor I went to see. 499 00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:17,954 Oh, yep. She's a doctor now? Yep. 500 00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:19,314 Jesus Christ, Brett! 501 00:19:19,394 --> 00:19:21,554 That was fucking full on. You can't do that. 502 00:19:21,634 --> 00:19:22,954 -Yes, he can. -I did. 503 00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:26,674 Okay, new rule. No hitting me or throwing shit at me. 504 00:19:27,554 --> 00:19:29,154 Even if you asked for it? 505 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:30,394 No hitting or throwing. 506 00:19:30,474 --> 00:19:31,634 But you asked for it. 507 00:19:31,714 --> 00:19:34,234 No hitting or throwing things at me. 508 00:19:34,314 --> 00:19:36,434 -And my hand kind of hurts now. -Yeah, actually. 509 00:19:36,514 --> 00:19:38,194 -Gets a bit zingy, doesn't it? -Thanks. 510 00:19:38,274 --> 00:19:40,274 When I hit my kids, same thing. Stings. 511 00:19:40,354 --> 00:19:42,794 -Hurt him more than it hurt you. -Yep. 512 00:19:43,714 --> 00:19:46,434 So funny. My ex came in today. 513 00:19:46,514 --> 00:19:47,834 Oh, the one with the dog? 514 00:19:47,914 --> 00:19:49,194 -Yeah. -How was that? 515 00:19:49,274 --> 00:19:50,634 Fine. It was good. 516 00:19:50,714 --> 00:19:52,554 You know, Mon and I are still friends. 517 00:19:52,634 --> 00:19:55,354 -Yep. -Yeah. I'm cool with exes. 518 00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:57,074 I think it's beautiful. 519 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,594 I was thinking I might get in touch with him 520 00:19:59,674 --> 00:20:01,594 just to see my dog again. 521 00:20:01,674 --> 00:20:04,154 But I assume that, like, you wouldn't wanna come or anything 522 00:20:04,234 --> 00:20:05,274 'cause of your allergies. 523 00:20:05,354 --> 00:20:07,754 Well, show me a pic. It's all about the fur. 524 00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:09,194 Oh, okay. 525 00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,514 Um-doo-ma-ma-mam. 526 00:20:11,594 --> 00:20:13,634 How is that? 527 00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:16,874 Nah. I can't. 528 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:17,954 Oh, really? 529 00:20:17,994 --> 00:20:19,914 I mean, it'd be fine if it was, like, a groodle, 530 00:20:19,994 --> 00:20:22,314 a labradoodle, any of the oodles, really. 531 00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:24,114 Okay. That's a shame. 532 00:20:24,194 --> 00:20:27,954 And I can still, like, go alone, though, can't I? 533 00:20:28,034 --> 00:20:31,874 I mean, I could dose up on meds, wear a protective layer. 534 00:20:31,954 --> 00:20:34,554 No, that's such a lot. You don't have to do that. 535 00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,354 No, I'll do it. It's okay. 536 00:20:36,434 --> 00:20:37,994 I'll come with you. 537 00:20:38,074 --> 00:20:39,754 Great. 538 00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:41,794 Be probably good to get out of the house. 539 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,314 Oh, yeah. 540 00:20:45,274 --> 00:20:48,394 How is the... the job search going? 541 00:20:48,474 --> 00:20:50,634 Good. It's just... 542 00:20:50,714 --> 00:20:52,594 It's really hard to get people to invest 543 00:20:52,674 --> 00:20:54,194 in an inner-city trout farm. 544 00:20:54,274 --> 00:20:56,354 Inner-city trout farm. Pftt! Ha! 545 00:20:56,434 --> 00:20:59,474 Yeah. I guess 'cause the sea's so close. 546 00:20:59,554 --> 00:21:00,874 I mean, just think 547 00:21:00,954 --> 00:21:03,154 of all the high-end Japanese restaurants in Sydney. 548 00:21:04,234 --> 00:21:05,954 -Totally. -Gold mind. 549 00:21:06,034 --> 00:21:07,754 -What'd you say? -Gold mind. 550 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:08,594 Goldmine? 551 00:21:08,674 --> 00:21:09,914 Yeah, it's a gold mind. 552 00:21:09,994 --> 00:21:11,274 Gold mind? 553 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:12,994 Gold... mind. 554 00:21:13,074 --> 00:21:16,874 Tell me, did the fish market ever call back about the job? 555 00:21:16,954 --> 00:21:20,194 I just... I don't really want to work for Big Fish. 556 00:21:20,274 --> 00:21:21,434 Okay. 557 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,074 I mean, I could, though, really. 558 00:21:24,154 --> 00:21:26,154 I could make some contacts. 559 00:21:26,234 --> 00:21:27,474 Disrupt from within. 560 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:29,114 Yeah, get in there. 561 00:21:29,194 --> 00:21:30,914 Undermind them. 562 00:21:30,994 --> 00:21:32,154 I think it's undermine. 563 00:21:32,234 --> 00:21:33,474 No, I know, I was just saying. 564 00:21:33,554 --> 00:21:35,570 You're good to come and watch me play pickleball later, yeah? 565 00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:37,714 Um... did I say I would? 566 00:21:37,794 --> 00:21:40,194 -Yeah. -Great. I'll be there. 567 00:21:40,274 --> 00:21:42,794 Can I drive? I want to get my hours up. 568 00:21:42,874 --> 00:21:44,154 Yep. 569 00:21:50,474 --> 00:21:51,874 Ow! 570 00:21:51,954 --> 00:21:53,554 Can you do that outside? 571 00:21:53,634 --> 00:21:54,634 Yeah. 572 00:21:56,594 --> 00:21:57,954 -Hey. -Yep. 573 00:21:58,034 --> 00:22:00,034 You haven't fucking texted her, have you? 574 00:22:00,114 --> 00:22:01,194 No, mate. Language. 575 00:22:01,274 --> 00:22:02,330 Don't do this shit again, Gordon. 576 00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:03,394 I won't, mate. 577 00:22:03,474 --> 00:22:04,514 You gained 10 kilos. 578 00:22:04,594 --> 00:22:06,194 You started gambling again. 579 00:22:06,274 --> 00:22:07,834 -Middy, Jack? -Please. 580 00:22:07,914 --> 00:22:10,234 You grew a bushranger's beard. Do you remember? 581 00:22:10,314 --> 00:22:11,690 Can you change that, please? 582 00:22:11,714 --> 00:22:13,434 No, you look like a fat Ned Kelly. 583 00:22:13,514 --> 00:22:14,634 I love it. 584 00:22:14,714 --> 00:22:16,314 You've got kids. What's wrong with you? 585 00:22:16,394 --> 00:22:18,394 Yeah, they don't bring me as much joy as this does. 586 00:22:18,474 --> 00:22:20,394 -Very good. -I didn't mind the beard. 587 00:22:20,474 --> 00:22:22,250 -Thank you, Jackie boy. -Very unhelpful, Jack. 588 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:23,394 -Hey, uh... -Yeah? 589 00:22:23,474 --> 00:22:25,034 Can you focus... focus on me for a sec? 590 00:22:25,114 --> 00:22:27,594 -I've got to tell you something. -Yep, let's focus on you. 591 00:22:27,674 --> 00:22:29,634 Um, I recently had a swathe of tests. 592 00:22:29,714 --> 00:22:31,634 Well, it's either gonna be a swathe or a raft. 593 00:22:31,714 --> 00:22:33,834 Please shut up, because this is important. 594 00:22:33,914 --> 00:22:35,194 I'm sorry, what's wrong? 595 00:22:36,274 --> 00:22:37,714 I've been diagnosed. 596 00:22:37,794 --> 00:22:38,714 Oh, Christ. 597 00:22:38,794 --> 00:22:41,714 With... ADHD. 598 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,954 What? What? 599 00:22:44,634 --> 00:22:47,194 Jesus Christ, Chi. Oh, my God. 600 00:22:47,274 --> 00:22:48,354 Yeah, okay, and? 601 00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:49,794 And? What do you mean, and? 602 00:22:49,874 --> 00:22:52,194 Well, I thought it was cancer, Chi. 603 00:22:52,274 --> 00:22:54,074 And it's... Who ca... You're in your 40s. 604 00:22:54,154 --> 00:22:56,474 It's not like you're in Year 8 maths distracting everybody. 605 00:22:56,554 --> 00:22:58,274 This is a really big deal to me, Gordon. 606 00:22:58,354 --> 00:23:00,210 It would've been nice to know when I was in Year 8. 607 00:23:00,234 --> 00:23:02,434 My parents made me run a lot. I was always running. 608 00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:03,874 Always running. 609 00:23:03,954 --> 00:23:06,274 "Run, run, Chiara. Go down to the park and run it out." 610 00:23:06,354 --> 00:23:07,554 -Okay, okay. -Run what out? 611 00:23:07,634 --> 00:23:09,194 Okay, Chi. It's okay. I'm sorry. 612 00:23:09,274 --> 00:23:11,874 Sorry. I'm sorry. 613 00:23:11,954 --> 00:23:14,874 But yes, obviously you've got ADHD, Chi. 614 00:23:14,954 --> 00:23:17,154 It's what makes you so fun. You've got so much energy. 615 00:23:17,234 --> 00:23:19,474 You know? It's a good thing. It's all right. You're okay. 616 00:23:19,514 --> 00:23:20,770 -Thanks for sharing. -No, it's okay. 617 00:23:20,794 --> 00:23:22,914 Hey, but I'm telling you because my doctor says 618 00:23:22,994 --> 00:23:24,434 -I need to slow down. -Right. - Okay? 619 00:23:24,914 --> 00:23:26,530 So, I'm actually gonna go to the office now, 620 00:23:26,554 --> 00:23:27,834 and I'm just gonna do the orders. 621 00:23:27,914 --> 00:23:29,434 -No, no. -So, you have to do payroll. 622 00:23:29,514 --> 00:23:30,554 No, I hate payroll. 623 00:23:30,634 --> 00:23:31,810 Yeah, well, figure it out, Gordon. 624 00:23:31,834 --> 00:23:33,410 -I'm gonna repair it myself. -What? Now? 625 00:23:33,434 --> 00:23:35,514 -Yep. -Oh, for f... 626 00:23:35,594 --> 00:23:36,850 -Bretty, Bretty, Bretty, Bretty. -Hey. 627 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:39,394 Um, can you stay a bit longer today 628 00:23:39,474 --> 00:23:41,394 because Chiara has ADHD now? 629 00:23:41,474 --> 00:23:42,674 She's always had that. 630 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,194 Yeah, no shit. 631 00:23:44,274 --> 00:23:45,594 Actually, you can't keep asking me 632 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:46,930 to do things for you last minute. 633 00:23:46,954 --> 00:23:48,354 -What? -I have a date with Carmen. 634 00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:49,594 No, no, no, don't tell me 635 00:23:49,674 --> 00:23:51,210 you're still interacting with that thing. 636 00:23:51,234 --> 00:23:52,434 Carmen's not a thing. 637 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:55,234 No, Carmen is... is either a Russian bot 638 00:23:55,314 --> 00:23:59,114 or a 15-year-old called Lachy in his parents' basement in Perth. 639 00:23:59,194 --> 00:24:00,594 Okay? That's the truth. 640 00:24:00,674 --> 00:24:01,874 Okay, think what you want. 641 00:24:01,954 --> 00:24:03,874 But Carmen is real, and what we have is real. 642 00:24:03,954 --> 00:24:05,794 Okay, well, listen, just do me a favor. 643 00:24:05,874 --> 00:24:09,194 Just don't give her your bank details. 644 00:24:09,274 --> 00:24:10,194 Or mine. 645 00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:11,394 Uh... 646 00:24:11,474 --> 00:24:12,474 -Okay? -Okay. Yeah. 647 00:24:12,514 --> 00:24:13,914 Okay. Have fun. 648 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:14,994 -But she's real? -Yep. 649 00:24:15,034 --> 00:24:16,794 All right? Hey, old boy. 650 00:24:16,874 --> 00:24:18,194 Happy for you, Brett. 651 00:24:18,274 --> 00:24:19,514 Thanks, Jackie. 652 00:24:20,314 --> 00:24:21,530 -Is this his mail-order bride? -Yeah. 653 00:24:21,554 --> 00:24:23,314 You can't say that, mate. You can't say that. 654 00:24:23,354 --> 00:24:25,250 It's... it's all on the phone. It's a whole thing. 655 00:24:25,274 --> 00:24:26,194 But basically, yes. 656 00:24:26,274 --> 00:24:27,794 Had a mate who had one of those. 657 00:24:27,874 --> 00:24:30,034 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah, brought her over in '93. 658 00:24:30,114 --> 00:24:31,834 -Yeah? -Had a Hampton Wick. 659 00:24:32,834 --> 00:24:33,874 Hampton Wick? 660 00:24:34,914 --> 00:24:35,914 A dick. 661 00:24:36,914 --> 00:24:37,834 Right. 662 00:24:37,914 --> 00:24:39,194 Still together. 663 00:24:39,274 --> 00:24:40,874 That's lovely for them. 664 00:24:41,674 --> 00:24:43,834 Hey? That's nice. It's a good story. 665 00:24:43,914 --> 00:24:44,914 Mm. 666 00:24:51,834 --> 00:24:53,274 Argh! 667 00:24:54,274 --> 00:24:55,914 Argh! 668 00:24:58,794 --> 00:25:00,954 Come on, David. Come on, David. Yes, David! 669 00:25:01,034 --> 00:25:03,074 Come on, David. Come on, David. No, David! 670 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:10,554 Fucking hell. Oh, my God. 671 00:25:13,074 --> 00:25:15,114 -Hey, David? -What?! 672 00:25:15,194 --> 00:25:18,674 I'm just gonna... I'm gonna come back and pick you up, okay? 673 00:25:18,754 --> 00:25:20,114 Yeah, okay. Fine. 674 00:25:23,274 --> 00:25:25,194 Oh, cheese and rice! 675 00:25:34,114 --> 00:25:38,874 ♪ That summer feeling That summer feeling ♪ 676 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:41,354 ♪ That summer feeling ♪ 677 00:25:42,954 --> 00:25:48,034 ♪ When there's things to do not because you gotta ♪ 678 00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:50,674 ♪ When you run for love not because... ♪ 679 00:25:50,754 --> 00:25:53,154 -Ooh, shit. I'm sorry. -♪ You oughta... ♪ 680 00:25:53,234 --> 00:25:54,234 I'm... Hi. No, you go. 681 00:25:54,274 --> 00:25:56,234 -♪ When you trust your friends ♪ -Yes. 682 00:25:56,314 --> 00:25:57,994 ♪ With no reason, nada ♪ 683 00:25:58,074 --> 00:26:02,074 ♪ The joy I've named shall not be tamed ♪ 684 00:26:02,154 --> 00:26:06,074 ♪ And that summer feeling is gonna haunt you ♪ 685 00:26:06,154 --> 00:26:08,834 ♪ One day in your life ♪ 686 00:26:16,234 --> 00:26:21,034 ♪ When the cool of the pond makes you drop down on it ♪ 687 00:26:21,114 --> 00:26:25,554 ♪ When the smell of the lawn makes you flop down on it ♪ 688 00:26:25,634 --> 00:26:30,434 ♪ When the teenage car gets the cop down on it ♪ 689 00:26:30,514 --> 00:26:34,674 ♪ That time is here for one more year ♪ 690 00:26:34,754 --> 00:26:38,514 ♪ And that summer feeling is gonna haunt you ♪ 691 00:26:38,594 --> 00:26:40,354 ♪ One day in your life ♪ 692 00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:44,794 ♪ Summer feeling Summer feeling ♪ 693 00:26:44,874 --> 00:26:48,074 ♪ Summer feeling ♪ 694 00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:52,554 ♪ If you've forgotten what I'm naming ♪ 695 00:26:53,514 --> 00:26:58,074 ♪ You're gonna long to reclaim it one day ♪ 696 00:26:58,154 --> 00:27:02,474 ♪ Because that summer feeling is gonna haunt you ♪ 697 00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:04,194 ♪ One day in your life ♪ 698 00:27:04,274 --> 00:27:07,914 ♪ Summer feeling Summer feeling ♪ 699 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:11,474 ♪ And if you wait until you're older ♪ 700 00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:17,434 ♪ A sad resentment will smolder one day ♪ 701 00:27:17,514 --> 00:27:22,354 ♪ And then that summer feeling's gonna haunt you ♪ 702 00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:26,554 ♪ And that summer feeling's gonna taunt you... ♪ 703 00:27:26,634 --> 00:27:27,994 Yeah, come on. 704 00:27:28,034 --> 00:27:30,194 -♪ Then that summer feeling... ♪ -Good boy. 705 00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:31,490 -♪ Is gonna hurt you... ♪ -Oh, Colly! 706 00:27:31,514 --> 00:27:33,194 -♪ One day in your life ♪ -Ohh. 707 00:27:33,274 --> 00:27:34,594 -♪ Summer feeling... ♪ -My God. 708 00:27:34,674 --> 00:27:37,154 -♪ That summer feeling... ♪ -Oh, shit. 709 00:27:37,234 --> 00:27:39,194 ♪ Summer feeling ♪ 710 00:27:39,274 --> 00:27:41,170 Hey, there she is. 711 00:27:41,194 --> 00:27:42,914 Hi, darling. 712 00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:44,274 Hey. 713 00:27:45,274 --> 00:27:46,354 Hey, your hair looks great. 714 00:27:46,434 --> 00:27:47,954 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 715 00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:49,410 -It's not too short? -No. 716 00:27:49,434 --> 00:27:50,434 Shit. Shit. 717 00:27:50,514 --> 00:27:51,930 She always takes too much off. 718 00:27:51,954 --> 00:27:53,074 Nah. Sexy. 719 00:27:53,154 --> 00:27:54,354 Ooh. Mwah! 720 00:27:58,514 --> 00:28:00,154 -Oh, that's sad. -Oh, my God. 721 00:28:00,234 --> 00:28:01,474 It's getting worse around here. 722 00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:03,114 No, no, no. They might be crazy. 723 00:28:03,194 --> 00:28:04,754 It's okay, it's okay. 724 00:28:04,834 --> 00:28:06,794 Hello? Hi there. 725 00:28:06,874 --> 00:28:08,330 Sorry to bother, I was just gonna say, 726 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:09,634 if you need to use a bathroom... 727 00:28:10,794 --> 00:28:12,194 ..or even if you need, 728 00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:13,434 like, a shower later tonight, 729 00:28:13,514 --> 00:28:15,234 you can just... you just go across there. 730 00:28:15,314 --> 00:28:17,114 I just... I run a local business. 731 00:28:17,194 --> 00:28:18,554 Just trying to help the community. 732 00:28:18,634 --> 00:28:21,434 Oh, God, is... is that a cup of urine? 733 00:28:22,394 --> 00:28:24,194 Oh, no, I think that's wine. 734 00:28:24,274 --> 00:28:25,914 -Okay. Can we go now? -Yep. 735 00:28:25,994 --> 00:28:28,474 Um, anyway, if you want, like, a m... meal too, 736 00:28:28,554 --> 00:28:30,114 we have hot food as well. 737 00:28:30,194 --> 00:28:31,450 -Just leave it. -Okay. 738 00:28:31,474 --> 00:28:32,634 Um... 739 00:28:32,714 --> 00:28:34,634 Colly, get off there. What's... what's going on? 740 00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:36,330 Anyway, you just tell them Gordon sent you. 741 00:28:36,354 --> 00:28:37,794 Fuck off, cunt! 742 00:28:37,874 --> 00:28:39,674 Oh, that's lovely. 743 00:28:39,754 --> 00:28:41,034 Never mind. 744 00:28:46,274 --> 00:28:48,074 -Okay. Yeah. -Let's go. 745 00:28:48,154 --> 00:28:49,514 Yep, okay. 746 00:28:49,594 --> 00:28:50,474 Colly. 747 00:28:50,554 --> 00:28:51,954 -Gordon. -Anyway... 748 00:28:52,034 --> 00:28:53,194 You've got such a big heart. 749 00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:54,554 Oh, thanks, Chels. 750 00:28:54,634 --> 00:28:57,634 But they could have had a knife. Don't do that again. 751 00:28:57,714 --> 00:28:59,274 Okay. 752 00:29:04,194 --> 00:29:05,354 Fucking hell. 753 00:29:05,434 --> 00:29:07,354 No, it looks great. 754 00:29:08,474 --> 00:29:10,714 God, she's got good hair. 755 00:29:11,954 --> 00:29:12,994 Fuck. 756 00:29:20,274 --> 00:29:22,074 ♪ Good morning ♪ 757 00:29:22,154 --> 00:29:24,194 ♪ Can you shake off your skin? ♪ 758 00:29:24,274 --> 00:29:26,194 ♪ I was struggling to tell you ♪ 759 00:29:26,274 --> 00:29:27,554 ♪ Where I have been ♪ 760 00:29:27,634 --> 00:29:29,154 ♪ 'Cause I've been ♪ ♪ Runnin' around ♪ 761 00:29:29,634 --> 00:29:31,394 ♪ Makin' mess of meself ♪ 762 00:29:31,474 --> 00:29:32,994 ♪ I know how you feel ♪ 763 00:29:33,074 --> 00:29:33,994 ♪ About that ♪ 764 00:29:34,074 --> 00:29:35,194 ♪ You told me once ♪ 765 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,594 ♪ When I showed you that, but ♪ 766 00:29:36,674 --> 00:29:38,194 ♪ I am trying my best ♪ 767 00:29:38,274 --> 00:29:39,634 ♪ To get it on ♪ 768 00:29:39,714 --> 00:29:43,714 ♪ Not everybody makes it out alive when they are... ♪